Want something to feel positive about during these dark times? There are enough COVID-19 vaccine candidates in the pipeline to launch a regularly updated vaccine tracker. A great majority of these will likely fail – hell, they might all fail – but the scientific and research communities are putting forth a herculean effort that should inspire us all.

That’s going to be my focus from here on out, because pessimism and despair are a drag. Feel free to circulate Karen videos and photos that misleadingly make it seem that beachgoers are sitting in each other’s laps. Me, I’ll be celebrating science, decency and compassion, and wearing a totally rad Eddie Van Halen guitar mask while doing so. Happiness is sometimes a matter of choice.

This week’s Haymarket Media Coronavirus Briefing is 1,206 words and will take you seven minutes to read. 


The science

Not to keep crushing on the scientific community, but the volume of knowledge it has accumulated in fewer than six months is just mind-boggling.

The takeaway

We’ve blown the mitigation part of the assignment, to the extent that it seems we’re going to have to repeat it at home before too long. But it’s starting to look like we’re acing the science part.


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The masks

Whether or not you believe wearing a mask infringes on your personal liberty, a preponderance of the evidence suggests that masks help prevent the spread of coronavirus. So for me, the issue boils down to a simple question: Do you want to get sick or contribute to others getting sick? I don’t, so I’ll wear a mask.

  • Bloomberg’s Matt Boyle details the steps Walmart is taking to train its health ambassadors for the inevitable confrontations with maskless shoppers. Among the highlights from a training video: “Do not block their entrance or attempt to stop them. Never ask a customer to explain their health condition, religious reason or any other reason they give for not wearing a face mask.”

The takeaway

If wearing a mask makes me a sheep, BAAAAAA! BAAAAAAAAAAAA!


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The confirmations

At the start of the coronavirus crisis, we deep-thinky types made all sorts of predictions – that the quick changeover to virtual work would turbocharge a trend several years in the making, for instance. As we approach the start of its sixth month, many of those predictions have been borne out. If you’re patting yourself on the back for adept prognostication, you’re kind of missing the point.

  • Campaign US reports on a ClickCease study that found mobile click fraud surged 62% during the early peak months of the pandemic. Campaign also breaks down a Forsman & Bodenfors survey revealing that only 51% of senior managers are content with their brands’ responses to the coronavirus crisis.
  • In PRWeek, Weber Shandwick exec Marc Drechsler shares his rules for communicating during a pandemic-fueled bankruptcy.

The takeaway

Call it foresight or call it recognition of the obvious – even in unprecedented times, it’s not impossible to connect the dots in advance. But it’s still a shot to the gut when the direst prophecies come to pass.


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The recovery

And here’s where we present the weekly compilation of “things are moving, many in a promising direction” bits. We’re adapting, slowly in some cases and quickly in others. It feels like we’ll be able to reuse this intro paragraph several more times before all of this is through.

  • People Management’s Jessica Brown outlines the pros and cons of Boris Johnson’s decision to entrust employers to decide whether it’s safe to bring back employees to the office.
  • Cool, we’re allowing Dr. Fauci to talk to the media again. This is good and reassuring, even if his sentiments are trending towards “the worst nightmare comes true.” Alas, he wasn’t invited to yesterday’s White House pandemic briefing.

The takeaway

Yeah, it’s gonna be a while. At least we get baseball back tomorrow.


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The rest

  • Inside the recent spate of “honest obituaries” that blame COVID deaths on state governors.

…and some (more) songs.

Thanks for reading and for masking up. Look for the next edition of the Haymarket Media Coronavirus Briefing on Wednesday, July 29. Be well, everybody.